Transcribed my favorite Drew Nickens set from the all-time most watched episode of KT. Idk how you all can hate on this comedy GOLD

Alright, so I got sober 3 years ago. When I walked into a Dollar General and I saw these white chocolate macadamia nuts. When I tasted 'em, it swe-, it felt like a Yugioh card I got pulled was the best one ANDD I f-in tasted Red Bull. It was amazing! But then, I realized I had one package. And I got so productive. It was like I was on meth. I came in. I ran a 5k uh blue jeans. I mowed my lawn. I even did all 12 steps of AA. Now I was fiendin when I came back. Came back to the Dollar General, I was ready. And in 15 Dollar Generals and 6 Dollar Trees later, I couldn't find em. It was like they were my quaaludes. And then I looked on Google and when I looked on Google I found this; the company had been out of business for 3 years. Dog it was crazy. It was like they were right next to a Chinese nuclear plant. I dont know if I was it- hurting my brain more, or I was becoming a ninja turtle. Thank ya'll so much.