"1, 2, 3, 4 ..... 99, 100. ready or not, here i co- ............ that's not a very good spot"
that thing he does during ad reads where he goes "Hi. I'm" and you expect him to say his name but it's something like "four feet tall" or "in the ocean"
"no, i get it, i would do that too if i was THE WORST"
"he's like if someone 3d printed a human being"
"babe go grab us a spot in line, i'm gonna go roll around in the bathroom"
"they're SOOOO GOOOD i wish i could eat them allllll the timeeee uuuughhhh they're sooooo good!!!" ".........tums?"
